Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 36
Folly Lane U16 - 0

Latchford kicked off their U16 season in considerable style. As if the weight of expectation following last year's impressive showing was not pressure enough, this Maverick outfit gave a debut to Rugby League's first ever pink kit (excluding several thousand Wigan shirts washed at the wrong temperature, of course). The kit has been sponsored by Total Steelwork and Fabrications Ltd. The sponsor has stressed that the company were not involved in the design of the kit or the selection of the colour and that any physical similarities between himself and any member of the Village People is purely coincidental.

Latchford initially failed to build upon the foundation of their solid defence and first game "cobwebs" caused a number of chances to be missed. Following good work from Antony Britton and Jon Hill, Jack Cooper offloaded for Joe Mellor to race over from Half Way. Further long range first half scores followed for Matthew Lomax and Kallum Watkins, who enjoyed an inspired outing against his former club.

With the hill and stiff breeze in their favour, a rejuvenated Folly Lane appeared in the second period. Only strong defence, with forwards Jamie Doxey, Ryan Main and Craig Wolvine, Rocky Taylor, Ross Pendlebury and wingers Mike Lee and Jack Davies outstanding, kept the Unicorn line intact. The contest was physical and uncompromising, though played in excellent spirit, and a number of casualties were helped from the field, necessitating tactical adjustments. Subsequently, Ben Reynolds enjoyed an inspired period in the pack and Danny Barnett demonstrated that traditional Latchford tackling can still be effective.

The Folly resistance was not broken even as Matthew Lomax raced in for his second touchdown followed by a mercurial effort from Tom Rigby. Both scores owed much to the vision of busy half back, Ashley Cornelia. After combining with Kallum Watkins, Joe Mellor scored the final try of the game. Rocky Taylor was successful with all the conversions.

A big bonus was the return of the inspirational Jack Probert. He was immediately in the thick of the action, tackling ferociously and running strongly and showing no ill effects following the leg break he suffered in Service Area. It was a great pity that his comeback was cut short when he sustained a gashed head, but this injury is relatively trivial compared to that which he has already overcome.

While Latchford squandered a number of scoring opportunities their ability and desire to keep such a strong team scoreless is nevertheless encouraging Back to top

17/09/2006 v Blackbrook Royals (home)

Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 20
Blackbrook Royals U16 - 24

Cliché became reality in this "Game of two halves". With their aggressive defence starving Blackbrook of possession and field position, Latchford began the contest by playing some of their finest attacking rugby and were rewarded with a 16-0 half time lead. For the first try, Rocky Taylor showed fine footwork to finish off an intricate passing movement before Joe Mellor caught his own chip kick to touchdown. Taylor added both conversions. An exquisite "offload-a-thon" involving half the team was completed as Matthew Stewart plunged over in the corner.

The early performance was especially remarkable as the Unicorn playing roster was somewhat threadbare following the withdrawal of 5 players. Unfortunately the inevitable player fatigue was compounded by injuries to star performers Jon Hill and Tom Rigby and a series of errors. Blackbrook mounted a spirited comeback and enjoyed considerable success through their employment of a shrewd kicking game. An impressive Kallum Watkins score following a long Joe Mellor pass provided the only Latchford touchdown of the second period as the rejuvenated Blackbrook and the exhausted Unicorns played out a Rugby League version of "The Tortoise and the Hare".

In many circumstances the loss of such a commanding lead might be deemed a disaster. However, none of the Latchford players could be faulted for their efforts. Jamie Doxey, Matthew Stewart, Tom Mills and Danny Barnett have all exhibited their readiness for more action while the team will doubtless emerge stronger as a result of this tough day in the trenches. With the return to fitness of their colleagues and barring recurrences of the mystery illnesses, such as Party Fever, infecting South Warrington, this team may yet fulfil its considerable potential. Back to top

24/09/2006 v Thatto Heath Crusaders (home)

Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 42
Thatto Heath Crusaders U16 - 22

After the disappointment of the Blackbrook comeback last week, the Unicorns were determined that there would be no repeat performance from the latest St Helens opposition. A more structured defensive formation seemed to suit the Latchford forwards and Ryan Main, Antony Britton, Jon Hill, Jamie Doxey and Matthew Lomax worked tirelessly.

Ashley Cornelia was at the heart of everything as Latchford started brightly. On only the fourth tackle of the game Joe Mellor created an opening for Ben Reynolds, who powered 60 metres to the tryline. Five minutes later, Ashley Cornelia's inside ball to Mellor offered a scoring opportunity which was not wasted. Kallum Watkins was next to touchdown following a sharp Cornelia break.

The Crusaders showed the form that had enabled them to beat Blackbrook as they raced in at the corner before neat interplay between Mellor and Watkins gave Mellor his second score. Latchford survived a scare just before the interval as Doxey produced a miracle tackle to deny the flying Thatto centre.

While several home players were apparently still inspecting their navels for the presence of pink fluff, Thatto Heath scored 2 quickfire second half tries. The scoreline was suddenly 24-16 and just as it seemed that Latchford might be trapped within a Rugby League "Groundhog Day", opportunistic efforts from Mellor and Lomax restored the margin enjoyed at the interval. The visitors responded with another score before a sublime Cornelia chip kick allowed Mellor to grab his fourth. Richard Taylor enjoyed a faultless day with the boot.

This Latchford outfit has progressed remarkably in recent years and showed their true pedigree today with the quality of their tries. This contrasted sharply with other less impressive aspects of their performance. It would be a shame if a number of players remained content to "admire the view" rather than continue the climb Back to top

08/10/2006 v Folly Lane (away) Lancs Cup 1st Round

Folly Lane U16 - 0
Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 28

Although the match was played on a pitch not much wider than a typical kitchen table Latchford were frequently able to keep the ball alive. This ball movement allied to their footwork and the blockbusting charges from Jack Davies frequently frustrated their determined opponents.

Ashley Cornelia scored twice as Latchford progressed through to the second round of the Lancashire Cup. Kallum Watkins, Jack Cooper and Antony Britton also touched down with Richard Taylor adding four conversions. The real strength of this fine team effort was best illustrated by the aggression of the Unicorn defence.

A number of fashion-conscious spectators have suggested that the traditional hooped socks sported by the U16s are somehow now inappropriate considering the new pink shirts. Coincidentally, Matthew Lomax today sported his own grey ankle socks with what appeared to be matching boxer shorts. Although resembling "Casper" from Kes, he was able to overcome the considerable stigma considering his status as a "Designer Dude" and produce another performance packed with energy and commitment. Jack Probert, Jamie Doxey, Mike Lee and Tom Rigby all enjoyed excellent games.

It is not unusual for coaches to want their charges to exhibit a certain level of competitive "hunger". In certain parts of Greater Manchester this may have been taken a little too literally as one of Folly Lane players attempted to "do a Tyson" on Joe Mellor's ear. The understandable reflex reaction almost landed the outstanding stand off in trouble until the official was presented with the incontrovertible evidence of this grotesque incident.

The Latchford defenders showed an acceptable desire of their own as they worked tirelessly to keep their line intact. Their ability to remain focussed for the duration of the game, despite certain bizarre vampirical distractions, bodes well for the future. Back to top

15/10/2006 v Wigan St Patrick's (home)

Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 26
Wigan St Patrick's U16 - 31

In the first 35 minutes of this contest Latchford produced some of their most entertaining rugby. Unfortunately nobody told St Pats that the contest was over and they mounted a spirited comeback, which caused a total collapse in the Unicorn ranks. Under the pressure of extremely aggressive tackling, Latchford were guilty of a number of early handling errors but their own strong defence ensured that the Wigan side were unable to profit. Jon Hill and Matthew Lomax ripped into the powerful opposition pack and the home side gradually gained the ascendancy. A long Joe Mellor pass found Mike Lee unmarked and he raced to score the opening try in the corner. Minutes later a Mellor combination with Ashley Cornelia produced a spectacular touchdown for the lively scrum half. Tom Rigby then intercepted a speculative Wigan pass and outpaced the opposition chasers. An inexplicable incident resulted in the dismissal of one of the St Pats players and, as Mike Lee touched down for his second try and with a half time scoreline of 20 nil, Latchford appeared to have the game won.

Joe Mellor chipped over the opposition and regathered to score the first points of the second half. This performance really looked like being one of this team?s finest...

...then something weird happened. The same Latchford players who had seemed so self-assured and skilful became hesitant and hamfisted. With Wolves Scholarship forward, Ryan Owen rampant, St Pats produced a stunning comeback ,which the Unicorns were unable to contain. With each Wigan try Latchford spiralled deeper into a trough of their own panic and uncertainty. Latchford were totally unable to hold on to the ball and long-understood defensive concepts appeared alien. St Pats drew level and it was no surprise when they slotted a drop goal to take the lead. A final Wigan score that featured a straight dive through the prematurely-parted markers summed up the magnitude of this turnaround. It is hoped that the aliens who inhabited the bodies of the Latchford players for the last 25 minutes of this game return soon to their own planet or, if they decide to stay, at least acquaint themselves with the fundamentals of Rugby League. Back to top

22/10/2006 v Ashton Bears (home) Lancs Cup 2nd Round

Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 52
Ashton Bears U16 - 12

The drama of last week has undoubtedly led to some considerable soul searching and interesting theories and criticism-not all of it particularly constructive. For one high profile member of the Wolves development staff to describe the 5 point defeat by the current National Cup holders as the "worst performance he had ever seen by a Warrington side" suggests that this individual really needs to get out more (and that he has not visited the Halliwell Jones Stadium very often!).

There are a number of things you can do if you fall off a bike. You can decide not to ride again, you can get a smaller bike, fit it with stabilisers and ride round leisurely in the cosy back garden of Division 1(and probably escape any Vincentian brickbats) or you can get back on it and start pedalling.

Today Latchford got back on the bike. The team pedalled impressively, flicked through the gears and touched top speed on a few occasions. However, they also wobbled a couple of times but the wheels never looked like coming off.

Leaving the cycling metaphors behind the bike sheds, the Unicorns could hardly have started the game more impressively. Joe Mellor sprinted 60 metres to touch down as a gap appeared on the very first set and Ashley Cornelia scored 2 excellent opportunistic tries in quick succession. Cornelia then turned provider as he set up Joe Mellor's second try with a neat inside ball. Danny Oakes enjoyed a superb debut, running strongly and tackling ferociously and he promises to be a valuable addition to the squad.

In the second half Cornelia completed his hat trick and Matthew Lomax, Kallum Watkins and Mike Lee also touched down. Pleasingly, Jack Probert looked like his old self as he ran and tackled with plenty of gusto and purpose and it was entirely fitting that he should cap this latest leap on the comeback trail with a spectacular try. The prop rotation of Jack Cooper, Antony Britton and Jon Hill set the platform for many of the Latchford attacks and the organisation skills of hooker, Richard Taylor were enough to catch the eye without his metronomic conversion return of 8 from 9.

Unfortunately, spasmodic, largely unforced handling errors dogged this otherwise impressive outing and Ashton, who fought hard, were able to grab a well deserved try in each half. Rugby League Robots probably do not make as many errors as this occasionally vulnerable, often brilliant group of 15 and 16 year olds. However, if the excitement they can repeatedly produce has an inevitable cost in terms of mistakes then the price is undoubtedly worth paying, although, as with everything else, it is nice to keep the price down. Like a wise man once said "The man who never made a mistake never tried anything?.

It is surely better to try and fail than never try at all?.just like riding that big bike. Back to top

29/10/2006 v Folly Lane (away)

Folly Lane U16 - 4
Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 24

Following two victories against the same opposition Latchford were not surprised to find a determined Folly Lane waiting for them. Their team, much like their playing surface, seemed to have enjoyed a surprising mid-season growth spurt. It was thus a much bigger Folly Lane outfit who ensured that the Unicorns had to work extremely hard from the start. A plausible explanation about the pitch, considering its undulations, was the absence of an enthusiastic local uphill gardener. The length of the grass meant that some of the shorter players - and one of the coaching staff - were actually in danger of being lost prior to the kick-off. This worry was allayed by ensuring that the players travelled in small groups at all times, an action that would seem to be particularly advisable given the recent cannibalistic tendencies of some of the natives.

Latchford absorbed an enormous amount of early pressure as their opponents adjusted quickest to the jungle combat. Only an outstanding initial defensive effort, with impressive contributions from Antony Britton, Jon Hill, Ross Pendlebury, Ben Reynolds, Tom Rigby, Jack Probert and Danny Oakes, ensured that the Unicorn's line remained intact. Latchford were relieved as Matthew Lomax seized on a loose ball, enabling Joe Mellor to break the deadlock with a 70 metre dash. Jack Davies was next on the board with a great finish in the corner following neat work from Kallum Watkins and Oakes. Somewhat surprisingly this was Jack's first of the season. He did not have to wait long for his second. It arrived minutes later on the stroke of half time when he took a long Mellor pass and launched himself on an irresistible run to the line.

The second half took on a similar pattern to the previous period with Folly pressing strongly. Determined defence repelled almost all the attacks, restricting the home side to a single score. A number of heroic interventions were responsible for this meagre return. Ashley Cornelia produced a couple of spectacular try-saving tackles and Mike Lee leapt fearlessly to defuse a dangerous bomb. Matthew Stewart, Jamie Doxey, Danny Barnett and Tom Mills were tireless in defence, snuffing out dangerous raids while Richard Taylor produced a superb display, faultless with his conversions and excellent with his dummy half play. As Folly Lane became increasingly desperate a misplaced pass was intercepted by Matthew Lomax. His 90 metre touchdown sprint sealed another excellent personal performance and finally guaranteed the Unicorns the points.

Although there were a number of outstanding individual performances and spectacular "plays" this was a supreme team effort against a strong opposition playing close to their potential. Folly Lane asked a number of awkward questions - though none as awkward as "Who washed our previously splendid kit?" - and today Latchford had most of the answers. Back to top

05/11/2006 v Leigh Miners Rangers (home) Lancs Cup Q-Final

Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 20
Leigh Miners Rangers U16 - 12

It was perhaps inevitable on November 5th that for this Lancashire Cup Quarter Final Latchford should pull out a box of fireworks. As with many recent displays the actual pyrotechnics and their effect on the expectant crowd was of variable quality. They were certainly not "Standard" although they did occasionally "light up the sky". There were quite a few spectacular rockets on show along with several damp squibs which completely failed to ignite. On occasions Latchford welcomed the concept of ball retention as if it was the wrong end of a red hot sparkler while it appeared that the ball might have been coated in that well known Loushers Lane delicacy - last night's Pedigree Chum.

The emotional rollercoaster ride of this season was encapsulated by the opening exchanges of this game. In the space of five minutes Latchford managed to knock on twice, score a wonderful try as Joe Mellor combined with Mike Lee to set him on an 80 metre run to the line and then scramble superbly to deny the Miners. The Latchford defence appeared to have the measure of the much bigger Leigh pack and would have experienced little discomfort in the first half had the ball not been surrendered in dangerous positions.

The Unicorns scored two further tries before the interval. Kallum Watkins released Jack Davies on an unstoppable run to the right corner before Tom Rigby finished a superb handling movement which involved the rapid and slick shift of the ball from one side of the field to the other. Rocky Taylor was successful with two conversions.

The single most memorable incident of the first half belonged to Jon Hill. He produced the "Hit of the season". Jon is not the kind of player to mess about with "Snow Fountains" or even "Roman Candles". He likes "Bangers" and is quite willing to share them with the opposition. Although from the reaction of one Leigh prop on the stroke of half time, it appears that this kind of generosity is not always appreciated.

With a seemingly comfortable lead Latchford found themselves in familiar territory. As the lead was eroded they could have found themselves on the brink of a familiar nightmare. However, in spite of familiar failings (not holding on to the ball!), this was a more composed Latchford, able to defend efficiently, seemingly in control and with the good sense to play the game ?at the other end?. As Leigh became increasingly desperate Latchford sealed the game with Richard Taylor moving smartly to feed Tom Rigby.

The ?Jeckyll and Hide? qualities of this side were evident yet again in attack. However, the quality and determination of the Unicorn defence more than compensated for any offensive shortcomings. It is hoped that the team learn lessons from today and, for the sake of everyone involved, comply with the safety request which states ?Do Not Return To Unexploded Fireworks?. One day it hoped that this team will explode completely-just like Jon Hill?s banger! Back to top

12/11/2006 v Ince Rose Bridge (home)

Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 26
Ince Rose Bridge U16 - 6

Several early knock-ons suggested that Latchford may have left their handling skills in their excellent pre-match warm up and even a hasty ball swap was not able to immediately rectify this attack of "butter fingers". Fortunately the Latchford defence responded positively to the resulting frustration by moving to a previously unseen level of aggression and hunger. In the forwards, the efforts of Jon Hill, Antony Britton, Danny Oakes, Ben Reynolds, Jamie Doxey and Ross Pendlebury in particular ensured that the visitors were unable to profit from their host's generosity. Mike Lee enjoyed an inspired outing, dealing calmly and assertively with everything and everybody that Ince threw in his direction.

A couple of long-range Joe Mellor tries helped to settle Latchford nerves. The first was an 80 metre solo dash while the second was the result of excellent combination work with Ashley Cornelia and Rocky Taylor. The tireless Matthew Lomax later found Tom Rigby with a superb cut out pass. The touchdown from the meteoric centre and the three successfully Taylor conversions produced a half time scoreline of 18 nil.

After the interval, Latchford reduced their error count considerably and were rewarded with two further scores. A barnstorming Ben Reynolds break gave Mellor the space to put Lomax over in the right corner and a sweeping move in the opposite direction was finished spectacularly by a flying Tom Mills. Separating these tries was a well-deserved consolation for Ince Rose Bridge.

If this talented Latchford side can just manage to attack AND defend close to their considerable potential, this season may yet contain considerable success. Back to top

19/12/2006 v Widnes Moorfield (away) Lancs Cup Semi Final

Widnes Moorfield U16 - 6
Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 24

This Lancashire Cup semi-final was played on one of the smallest pitches in the North West and involved one of the biggest packs, that of Moorfield, ever seen anywhere. Latchford needed to be close to their best if they were to avoid the same fate of their highly-rated contemporaries, St Pats and Orrell, who recently succumbed to this Widnes steam roller.

With first use of a steep hill, Latchford got off to a dream start, scoring on their first set of possession as Mike Lee bravely forced the ball down after clinging to a Joe Mellor offload. The rest of the first half resembled the Rugby League equivalent of trench warfare. The Moorfield heavy artillery was continually repellent by the heroic defence of the Latchford Light Brigade. Antony Britton, who managed to complete the entire game, and Matt Lomax led the pack manfully, with wonderful support from Jon Hill, Ross Pendlebury, Ben Reynolds, Danny Oakes, Jamie Doxey and the returning Jack Cooper. In the centres, Jack Probert and Tom Rigby produced a great display of uncompromising tackling and Tom was unfortunate not to extend the lead as he was scrambled into touch after excellent work by Ashley Cornelia.

Employing plenty of guile and a shrewd kicking game, the pivotal trio of Cornelia, Richard Taylor and Mellor ensured that the Unicorns made the best use of the limited space while the elusive and powerful running of Jack Davies and Kallum Watkins provided a constant attacking threat.

Moorfield appeared satisfied as the halftime whistle showed a mere 4 point lead to the visitors. Latchford were prepared for an initial onslaught and it was indicative of their growing maturity that they remained patient as a well-worked converted try gave their opponents the lead for the first time early in the second period. Their patience was rewarded as a fumbled Moorfield pass presented Joe Mellor with an opportunity to race clear from 40 metres. The conversion was added by Richard Taylor who made history shortly afterwards as he kicked this team's first ever penalty ("Well, it was a semi-final", someone was heard to remark.). Only a last ditch tackle prevented Matthew Stewart from stretching the lead further.

Tom Rigby received just reward for an excellent all-round display as he forced his way over the line before Joe Mellor regathered his own chip kick to complete the try scoring. Taylor added the extras.

A tendency of this Latchford outfit towards unforced errors and the surrender of possession has been a regular match report topic. Today a more mature, composed team filled the unique salmon (OK, pink!) kit. If this ?new? side continues to show up on matchdays, this group of players may have some silverware to accompany their undoubted talents. Back to top

03/12/2006 v Oldham St Anne's (home)

Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 34
Oldham St Annes U16 - 12

For several seasons this Latchford outfit endured a number of heavy beatings at the hands of an Oldham St Annes side which, seemed to have prematurely sprouted in terms of height, musculature and facial hair. It is to the credit of the Unicorns that they always took this "medicine" secure in the knowledge that, like every dog, they would have their day. The featherweights have now grown. They are not yet heavyweights but are generally candidates for the super-middle weight category. In recent years Latchford have enjoyed the ascendancy in these fixtures when they have taken place at Loushers Lane, while not quite managing to beat St Annes in their own much smaller back yard.

It is merely a coincidence that strange things seem to happen now when Latchford try to play St Annes. 'The Case of the Singular Frozen Pitch', which necessitated the postponement of last season's away fixture remains a mystery. Every other match in Oldham was played without a hitch on the very same day as the Latchford game was frozen off. At least the Oldham fortune teller was correct - she told Latchford that the pitch was going to be frozen the day before the game. Perhaps she knew that the pitch was going to be placed in the freezer overnight - it would have certainly fitted!

If anyone actually reads this drivel, he or she is probably wondering what happened to the match report. Well, sometimes the context in which the contest has taken place must be made clear. Today the Oldham St Annes coaches, unhappy with the official (who was also from Oldham), announced that they were going to forfeit the fixture as soon as three quarter time had elapsed. In the event the match was completed amid considerable confusion and disruption especially for those in Latchford pink who actually turned up this Sunday to play a game of rugby. Not surprisingly, the wonderful Bridge bar hospitality was scorned and it is hoped that the referee was not relying on any St Annes parents for a lift home.

In a solid pack performance, Jack Cooper, Matthew Lomax, Jon Hill and Ross Pendlebury were outstanding and helped provide the platform for this victory. Although Oldham quickly cancelled out an early Jack Davies try, Latchford remained in control of the game. Tom Rigby supported a Mike Lee break to restore the lead before Joe Mellor spotted a gap to score from 50 metres. Two Rocky Taylor conversions ensured a half time scoreline of 18-4.

A flowing movement initiated by Ashley Cornelia and assisted by Davies resulted in a well deserved touchdown for Danny Oakes, his first for the club. Kallum Watkins and Jack Davies then demonstrated their running power as they each scored impressive solo efforts. Taylor was successful with each conversion.

Two late scores for the visitors ensured a disappointing aftertaste to a comprehensive Latchford performance. While an understandable lack of composure and concentration undoubtedly contributed to these tries, the Unicorns should now be better prepared to deal with adult versions of "I'm taking my ball home!" Back to top

10/12/2006 v Wigan St Patrick's (away)

Wigan St Patricks U16 - 12
Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 28

"Whatever happened to the heroes?" moaned the Stranglers in 1977. If those geriatric punks are still looking for the answer tell them that today 16 of them were found in pink shirts playing for Latchford U16s. If Latchford had been allowed to select the situation for their last League contest against St Pat's they probably would not have chosen to do it on a very muddy, pretty small pitch with a brown bar of soap for a ball.

Against a big, aggressive opposition Latchford were made to work as they have never worked before. Most of the players looked like they had actually played a game of Rugby League against an old Latchford team, rather than for the most modern one. Some of the facial markings were worse than others and it was almost inevitable that it was Jack Probert who may now have to cancel a couple of modelling assignments. Every player gave his all. If a job needed doing it was done without fuss and without hesitation. This selflessness was best as illustrated by the "hard yards" made by wingers Mike Lee and Jack Davies and fullback, Kallum Watkins.

The last meeting between these two fine sides (see 15/10 report) has been the subject of much soul-searching and analysis. Had all that time in therapy - and that was just the coaches - paid off or would the barely healed psychological scars manifest themselves in today's outing? The match was played in front of a bumper crowd which included such a considerable number of scouts that Lord Baden-Powell would have been quite envious. Although such was the cold, the scouts, unlike the toughest of the Unicorn coaches, were not wearing shorts and would have been easily forgiven if they had built a campfire.

Latchford were quickest out of the blocks and their early footwork immediately troubled the heavier Wigan forwards. After great work from Jack Davies, Kallum Watkins was soon rewarded for his massive work appetite as he powered over the line for the opening score. Shortly afterwards Joe Mellor took a ball from Ashley Cornelia and found the perpetual motion man, Matthew Lomax, as he hit a hole in the St Pat's line to splash down. Two Rocky Taylor conversions provided a 12-0 lead. The early confrontations featuring forwards Jon Hill, Antony Britton, Ben Reynolds, Ross Pendlebury and Danny Oakes, supported in the centres by Jack Probert and Tom Rigby, did much to contain the Wiganners. Inevitably the St Pat's machine cranked into life and Ryan Owen, so often the Latchford nemesis, scored a try and made one to ensure that the game was all square with half time approaching. A nerveless Taylor penalty kick ensured a two point gap at the interval.

Latchford received a lift early in the second period when Jon Hill, who may not be the biggest hitman, but is certainly one of the hardest, jolted the ball free in a ferocious collision. Tom Rigby was able to utilise his searing pace as he burst over close to the cornerflag before Joe Mellor slithered over for two opportunistic scores. His second try came at a cost as he was injured and forced to leave the field. With Matthew Stewart and Tom Mills defending superbly, Cornelia assumed an even greater responsibility and Latchford were unfortunate not to score again through Mike Lee as this team completed one of their most impressive performances. Back to top

17/12/2006 v Leigh Miners Rangers (home)

Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 18
Leigh Miners Rangers U16 - 0

In weather conditions that reduced the beautiful Loushers Lane playing surface to a bog, ensuring that the usual evidence of the Stockton Heath Dog Walkers Society was barely discernible, it was hardly surprising that this was not a high scoring contest. Latchford continued to defend as they had left off at St Pat's last week. They also adapted their preferred expansive style and exhibited signs of their continuing maturation as they responded positively to the almost inevitable handling errors. With the Festive season approaching these Latchford Scrooges were not in the mood to give away any presents.

Forwards Ross Pendlebury, Jon Hill, Jack Cooper, Ben Reynolds, Danny Oakes and Antony Britton were outstanding as Latchford threw themselves into a wonderful defensive team effort to deny this powerful Leigh outfit. It was fortunate for Latchford that their opponents were not powered by hot air or noise power as their vocal following were able to send forth a considerable amount of both.

Matthew Lomax, Kallum Watkins and Joe Mellor produced their expected high quality games and Jack Probert was very close to his best, but this game belonged in many ways to Ashley Cornelia. The lively scrum half crossed for two fine tries in an inspired personal performance. Tom Rigby also touched down spectacularly as he caught and returned a line drop out to its starting position under the crossbar. Richard Taylor was successful with each of his three conversion attempts.

A massive bonus for the Unicorns today was the form of the "deputy" wingers. Matthew "Bernard" Stewart was outstanding on the left flank while Tom Mills looked similarly unruffled when he was pressed into action on the right after the courageous Jack Davies was forced to withdraw from the action.

Since their two early season aberrations, Latchford have improved steadily. Fresh challenges await in 2007. See you there.

Seasonal Greetings to both our readers. Back to top

07/01/2007 v Orrell St James (home)

Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 12
Orrell St James U16 - 6

Due to international training and similar unavoidable engagements, a number of star performers were absent as two of the teams at the top of the U16 Premier Division went head to head. Nevertheless all the players on show made a mockery of the elements and sticky pitch to serve up a truly pulsating contest.

Latchford started promisingly and appeared to have seized the early initiative until a handling error gifted their opponents an attacking opportunity. Orrell were quick to illustrate why they have always been such a dominant force in this Age Group as they skilfully shifted the ball wide for their left winger to wrong foot the cover defence and post the opening score. Remarkably, these Unicorns had, until today, always been first on the scoreboard so far this season. This journey into unwanted, unknown territory posed a big question: "How would they respond?"

The answer was immediate. The Latchford effort and intensity in defence across the whole squad soared and confined Orrell for the remainder of the match to a couple of half chances. What Latchford lacked in terms of fluency in attack (caused probably by the Christmas break, as well as the slippery conditions) was more than compensated for by grit and determination. All the forwards ran with gusto, prompted by Richard Taylor, Ben Reynolds, Antony Britton, Ross Pendlebury, Jamie Doxey, Danny Oakes and Jon Hill could not be faulted but the standout in the pack was undoubtedly Matthew Lomax, fresh from his recent World Record attempt in the Bleep Test. (Apparently, the young man who mops up after the Senior Wolves in the Bridge Bar can also clean them out when it comes to the Multi-Stage Fitness Test!)

All the backs contributed. Mike Lee excelled at full back while Jack Davies and Tom Rigby were a constant threat. Half backs Ashley Cornelia and Joe Mellor were outstanding in defence along with Matthew Stewart, Tom Mills and Jack Probert, whose later introduction to the pack provided an essential energy boost. The clubs own Welsh RU convert, Liam Kennedy, looked a superb prospect on his debut, running the ball strongly and making several crunching tackles.

As the interval approached it was Matthew Lomax who initiated a Latchford attack with a powerful burst and an excellent quick play the ball. The resulting momentum was continued and provided Joe Mellor with just enough space and time to step and slither his way over the line. The Taylor conversion ensured a half-time score of 6 all.

In the second period Latchford came close when a scintillating Tom Rigby break was ruled to have been halted by the corner flag. The excellent Ashley Cornelia eventually broke the deadlock when he sold a dummy and raced over for the decisive score. Richard Taylor added the extras from close to the touchline. With this victory Latchford ensured that their destiny in the League remains in their own hands. Back to top

28/01/2007 v Shaw Cross (away) U16 National Cup 2nd Round

Shawcross Sharks U16 8
Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 4

Latchford made their National Cup exit at Shawcross following a truly unforgettable encounter. This was only the third time that Latchford have been defeated this season and on both the previous occasions the Unicorns emerged stronger and wiser, recognising their own shortcomings and the superiority of the opposition. This is a team which believes in honesty and giving due credit. This is a team which believes in dignity in defeat, which is just as well, because for most of their early existence they certainly had plenty of practice.

If Shawcross Sharks can replicate all the circumstances of today?s game for each round of the cup they will undoubtedly win it. Only as Latchford prepared to kick off one hour behind the agreed schedule, did they suspect that they had entered truly unfamiliar territory. A very thorough kit check resulted in one player being sent from the field apparently in search of a manicure. ?You can never find a nail bar when you want one!? (Not in Dewsbury on a Sunday afternoon, anyway!)

In extremely windy conditions, Latchford handled the ball well and were able to cross the line on four occasions. Unfortunately, only one of these efforts, from the tireless Jack Cooper, received official approval. Tom Rigby and Jack Davies were not so fortunate. In addition so many dangerous clean breaks were recalled for forward passes, which was quite an achievement running into a force 9 gale, that Joe Mellor and Ashley Cornelia may yet attract the interest of the NFL.

No true sportsman would suggest that the disallowed tries, apparent local interpretations of the rules or the three occasions when Latchford players were dispatched to the sin bin were the result of any local conspiracy. It was just bad luck that this Latchford outfit had as many players sent from the field today as during the previous seven and a half seasons and it was similarly unfortunate that they were down to 12 men when Shawcross forced their way over for their converted try. (The excellent Kallum Watkins celebrated his international call-up with a 10 minute rest.) A polite protest that the ball had not been grounded saw the team immediately reduced to 11. It was a tribute to the shortened Unicorn defensive line that the Sharks chose to kick a close range penalty to complete their scoring.

Given the previously untarnished reputation of these Unicorns, it was very disappointing, therefore to learn that the referee wished to report a member of the Latchford party for an incident of verbal abuse in which, according to the official, his honesty, appearance, county of origin and parentage were discussed in unflattering tones. With memories of this same competition and similar allegations two years ago, the Latchford coaches were pleased to receive confirmation of their innocence before reaching a consensus that it was alright to agree with such sentiments provided they were not expressed audibly.

The Shawcross coaching staff appeared to be critical of the referee at the conclusion of the contest. It was therefore reassuring to see that their differences were soon forgotten and a wonderful spirit of forgiveness and camaraderie was much in evidence as the Latchford contingent departed the impressive clubhouse.

It is a shame when people do not get the success merited by their talents and efforts. Latchford sincerely hope that Shawcross receive all the success they deserve. Back to top

04/02/2007 v Leigh Miners Rangers (away)

Leigh Miners Rangers U16 4
Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 38

Latchford returned from last week's expedition to the Rugby League Twilight Zone (Or Jowwzzzburiii, as it is sometimes known) to produce a patchy performance which frequently reached an excellent standard.

On a soft surface, Latchford initially appeared complacent as they faced a depleted, but nevertheless determined, Leigh outfit. Possession was surrendered cheaply and only an outstanding defensive effort, with big contributions from Jack Cooper, Jon Hill, Antony Britton, Danny Oakes, Ross Pendlebury, Tom Mills and Jamie Doxey, kept their line intact. The Unicorns were settled by superb tries from Tom Rigby and Matthew Lomax and a Taylor conversion. A well-worked LMR try ensured a precariously-balanced half time scoreline of 10-4.

A more focussed Latchford emerged for the second period. With improved ball control, Ashley Cornelia and Joe Mellor, who both touched down for superb solo tries, were able to fashion a number of scoring opportunities. Rigby crossed for a second long range effort before turning provider with the final assist for Mike Lee, who, along with Kallum Watson, Jack Probert and Jack Davies for the tiring Miners with their personal combinations of footwork, power and speed.

The outstanding score of the game (and perhaps of the season) belonged to Ross Pendlebury. Ross carried a 20m restart forward and burst through the opposition defensive line. Utilising his experience as a Cross Country runner, he moved effortlessly over the undulating, boggy, surface, out running the entire Leigh team as they embarked on the type of fruitless "Indian File" pursuit last seen in the closing credits of the "Benny Hill Show". In so doing Ross cemented his reputation as the fastest Mosher in Rugby League. Taylor finished with an impressive return of 5 kicks from 7.

It may have been memories of Benny Hill which provoked an unsightly outbreak of slapstick. As a result of this uncharacteristic melee, which did not feature custard pies or rubber hammers, Latchford's outstanding loose forward, Matthew Lomax had to be assisted from the field with a facial wound which required a number of stitches. Everyone associated with Latchford U16s wishes Matthew a speedy recovery and hopes that he is able to incorporate the inevitable scar into his designer wardrobe.

The resulting adrenaline rush ensured that all the Unicorns finished the game in a far more heightened state of arousal than that in which they started it. The unseemly episode did demonstrate once again that this is a team which, when faced with adversity, sticks together. As the home straight of this entertaining season nears, this quality and team spirit will be essential if this Latchford team are to gain the rewards which their talent deserves. Back to top

18/02/2007 v Blackbrok Royals (away)

Blackbrook Royals U16 - 14
Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 14

The growth and progress of this Latchford outfit is illustrated through their disappointment at sharing the spoils with opponents who have, over the years, certainly inflicted a few of the Unicorn's most painful "good hidings". In the context of a very impressive performance Latchford regarded this result as a point lost rather than a point gained. They were forced to reflect on the missed opportunity to record their first ever League victory at the home of the Royals. Against very powerful opposition Latchford created a multitude of try scoring chances but were only able to convert three of them into touchdowns.

Within minutes of the kick off, Latchford had gone very close to scoring on either flank as Jack Davies, who powered forward throughout the contest, and the mercurial Tom Rigby were both denied by desperate cover defence and the timely intervention of the Blackbrook corner flags. A determined defensive effort from the Unicorns with Ross Pendlebury, Antony Britton, Matt Lomax, Jack Probert and John Hill at the fore ensured that much of the early action was close to the home try line. Joe Mellor combined with the powerful Kallum Watkins and seemed certain to score until the ball was cleverly stripped from his grasp. With all this early pressure Latchford points seemed inevitable?then Blackbrook scored. A long looping pass, which seemed to hang in the air like a Latchford coach on a recent bike ride, caused defensive confusion and resulted in the opening try that was unconverted.

The unrewarded pressure and opposition score could have easily sowed the seeds of self doubt. Instead it produced a determined response. Jack Cooper, who was outstanding throughout, offloaded to Danny Oakes, who galloped 40 metres, hurdling a prone defender and thus reducing his odds for the Grand National. From this position Joe Mellor was soon able to wriggle his way over the line. Rocky Taylor added the extras. A superb break from Ben Reynolds laid the foundation for Ashley Cornelia to maintain his excellent try scoring run and ensure a Latchford half time lead of 10-4.

No sooner had the game restarted than Blackbrook broke away to score. The conversion was missed allowing the Unicorns a slender 2 point cushion. The final Latchford try was exceptional. Virtually the entire team handled as the ball was continually offloaded and eventually worked to Mike Lee who crossed in the corner. Liam Kennedy made an immediate impact with his determined running and solid defence. He was then harshly adjudged to have stopped the powerful Blackbrook winger with a high tackle and the resultant penalty enabled the home side to score the equalising converted try.

The drama of this game was still not complete. A fearless Tom Mills hurled himself on to a loose ball and Latchford launched a final attack. With only one minute remaining a penalty, which did not meet with the approval of the ever present St Helens Ladies Tourets Society, was awarded to the visitors. The kick faded wide and the points were shared Back to top

25/02/2007 v Orrell St James (away)

Orrell St James U16 - 22
Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 26

As the U16 Championship rounds the final bend and enters the home straight, Latchford are fully aware that their chances of eventual success are dependent on their ability to finish the season without dropping any further points. Twice this season the pink jockeys have fallen off the horse and lost games which they seemed to have won and only last week they contrived to earn a draw against Blackbrook despite creating the bulk of the scoring opportunities. Prior to this crucial contest last year's Champions Orrell had suffered only one league defeat, albeit at the hands of the Unicorns.

Confusion about the venue and a change in the scheduled referee meant that Latchford were forced to amend their usual pre-match warm up. This irritation seemed to galvanise Latchford and they tore into their opponents, forcing a number of handling errors. Matt Lomax, Antony Britton, Jack Cooper, Jon Hill, Jack Probert and Ross Pendlebury made big defensive contributions in the ferocious early exchanges. Both sides impressed with the quality of their play and the stand offs exhibited a variety of kicking options as the battle for field position commenced.

In an ever changing world some things stay reliably the same. For Latchford, the ability of the "Scootmeister" Jack Davies to batter his way downfield is such a constant. Today Jack and Kallum Watkins provided much needed support to the Unicorn pack with their willingness to cart the ball forward. This momentum and the visitors' ability to promote the ball in contact helped to frustrate the opposition. A Mike Lee break produced the opening try for Tom Rigby as Mike drew the cover before popping the ball inside for the fast supporting centre. Soon after Ashley Cornelia fashioned a touchdown for Kallum Watkins. Both the scores were improved by Richard Taylor.

Switching from attacking to defensive duties Ashley Cornelia produced a superb tackle to deny Orrell?s flying fullback. Joe Mellor then revealed the benefit of Mike Kelly's Sprinting School as he raced across the field to halt another dangerous break from the same player, depositing him over the sideline. After a period of Orrell pressure their dangerman forced his way over at the third attempt for a converted try and a halftime scoreline of 12-6.

Latchford regrouped at the interval and their continual personnel rotation seemed to pay dividends as the heavy surface and heavy opposition took their toll. The introduction of Ben Reynolds, Danny Oakes, Liam Kennedy and Jamie Doxey (who apparently spent a lot time inside during his recent vacation) all had a positive impact. The World Bleep Test Champion, Matthew Lomax, caused consternation as he requested "blow". However, concerns that he wished to use cannabis during the game subsided as it was explained that he meant a rest. He was granted his wish after crossing the line for the Unicorns third try, which was converted.

Orrell hit back with a try of their own as they roared back into the game. Joe Mellor and Kallum Watkins combined sublimely for the final Latchford try. The stand off placed a grubber kick through the Orrell line which Kallum retrieved before sending Joe on a clear run to the sticks. The conversion and a successful penalty kick completed the Latchford scoring and gave Richard Taylor, who enjoyed an inspired outing, a perfect return of 5 from 5.

An injury to the Little General, Ashley Cornelia coincided with a desperate Orrell fight-back which brought them within 4 points as the final whistle eventually sounded to bring the curtain down on an enthralling contest between two wonderful teams. This result ensures that there are still a few furlongs left in the Latchford title race Back to top

04/03/2007 v Thatto Heath Crusaders (away)

Thatto Heath Crusaders U16 - 2
Latchford Albion Unicorns U16 - 8

Mud, glorious mud might not, as a surface, be ideal for these Unicorns to showcase their skills but it undoubtedly has uses as a means of testing resolve and desire. Deprived of several members of last week's squad and grateful for the presence of several walking wounded, Latchford passed yet another examination. Thatto Heath had previously dented the title ambitions of one of the "big four" and the scene may have been set for them to poop on (or is it in?) Latchford's continuing Championship party.

The Orrell victory may have been a triumph of open rugby but this was about something more primal; this was about survival instinct. While both sides attempted gallantly to play attractive rugby (and often succeeded), the driving rain, greasy ball, frozen hands and tapioca pitch all combined to prevent this match ever being a Saint Helen's style classic. Nevertheless, this contest was just as compelling as any display of Summer handling.

Latchford started brightly and were unfortunate when a Joe Mellor grubber kick did not produce a try. Several other promising moves, including an excellent Matthew Stewart break, failed to bring any reward for the visitors but at least the Crusaders were kept well away from the Unicorn tryline by a solid wall of fast fading pink. In the middle Richard Taylor was a rock(y) in defence, while Antony Britton, fresh from his sickbed, Jon Hill, Ben Reynolds and Danny Oakes worked like demons. Matthew Lomax, Mike Lee and Kallum Watkins merely upped their impressive workrates to compensate for their absent team mates.

At the interval the match was still scoreless and if that was not concern enough, Jack Davies, one of the few Unicorns best suited for the quagmire and Antony Britton, who entertained the sideline with his multicoloured regurgitations, needed to be replaced. The introduction of Liam Kennedy, known affectionately as the "Welsh kid", provided a welcome boost. Liam formed a solid centre partnership with Jack Probert as both excelled with and without the ball. Jamie Doxey also entered the fray and immediately embarked on a tremendous tackling stint. As Thatto Heath kicked a penalty to break the deadlock Latchford could have been forgiven for considering that this might be one of those days? This patient outfit did not buckle but buckled down. A Mellor run set up a Lomax try while a superb handling move initiated by Ashley Cornelia was completed with a Watkins touchdown.

Even with a 6 point Latchford lead the game still held some dramas. It may have been the evocation of some wartime imagery, but the combination of all the mud and some blood seemed to prove too much for one local spectator (whose coat seemed far brighter than any of his comments!). Following a number of unfriendly ejaculations, he was confined to his car for the remainder of the match. Such were the weather conditions it may have been more appropriate for the official to ensure his continued exposure to the elements while more sporting observers made use of this comfortable vantage point.

Most people are aware that Latchford can win "pretty" matches. Today they proved once again that they can also win muddy, ugly games Back to top

Attached additonal Match Reports

11/03/2007 v Ince Rose Bridge (away) attached
18/03/2007 v Blackbrook Royals (Widnes Rec) Lancashire Cup Final attached
27/03/2007 v Widnes Moorfield (home) 4 pointer Back to top

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